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Monday, February 14 2000

Bounty Ultima Online Chesapeake

UO Bounty Ezekiel

This is back when I was an anti (way before I joined KoC).
Killed Zeke's murderer and got a lot of cash for it. No hard feelings Zeke? :)

UO Bounty Lithicus UO Bounty Mercedes

Two murderers from Chesapeake. They were living right next to my large forge and after the 4 or 5 of them tryed ganking me, I made some come out of the group and killed them.

UO Bounty Krull

That guy was hanging with DR Feelgood. They were using UOE to see hidden peeps. I got help from a guy there and killed that KRULL, getting both his bounty and his prepatch heavy crossbow of power. Damn that was so nice :p

UO Bounty Hilda No Polaris

That was a blue PK named Hilda no Polaris. I killed him a first time with a bunch of dragons I had stabbled in Skara heh. Unfortunatly his head didn't work so I had to kill him another time and page a GM to have his head cashed in.

UO Bounty Swineoman

This is quite fun. That guy hated me since him and his gangbanging friends would die a lot to me eventhough they had huge numbers... One day he went murderer with his main and was pking in duo with another loser named XlordX.

Anyways both of them gank me at shame, playing on T1 with 30ms connects and I still manage to kill swineoman and make the other one recall with 5 or 10 hps heh.

Now the funny part is that it didn't stop here. Several month later, when the guy had worked his char back and was back to blue status, both him and XlordX attacked me on their mains. A friend of mine came to help me and at the end of the fight XlordX recalled and his friend died. But instead of going to the healer he pressed res with penalty by mistake ROFL that was just hillarious.

UO Bounty JoeyKiller

Heh I was pking with Pyros when we met another group of PKers. One recalled the other died but his bounty really sucked :(

UO Bounty Twinsen

Another group of pks trying to gank me. Unfortunatly for them they either died / recalled.

UO Bounty Alload

Talk about some freaking newbie recalling in town as a murderer :)

Game Master Ultima Online Chesapeake


((/dabox/public/uo-weird/3counselors.jpg| Now that GM was totally on crack. I bring an ostard back from the new lands to the old lands (there was a bugged pink gate that would let you do it). That GM PKs me by sending 2 guards on me in Occlo. I page him telling him he just abused his powers on me for no reason.

While I'm complaining on dev board about his abuse, he brings me to jail and says : "Are you exploiting? If you have a rune to the God Lands tell me now". Now what kinda shit was that heh. He obviously had no clue and apologized when I pointed out I didn't.


I met some Armor Level bug on that character I was leveling (named GameMasterRaK on Chesapeak). So I paged a GM and guess who answered ? My "friend" GM Ja rofl. He bitches at me and tells me to choose another name. I tell him RaK Da KiLlA just to see if he'll take it, and he does accept it :)


A few days after I log on that char I have been leveling for a few weeks. I'm on the Europa server and msg the GMs about my name saying another GM on Chesa had made me change my name already for the same reason and I wanted to make sure there is no problem. Guess who answers again ? GM Ja *OMG*

He gets mega pissed at me heh and finally agrees to change my name. I tell him to rename me to Problem Player just to piss him off a little bit more heh

problem player.jpg
problem player2.jpg

ROFL, there you go he changed my name and says : "I hope I do not receive a complaint on a Prb Player". Then tells me how naming yourself GameMaster is a serious offense eventhough it wasn't filtered by the name filter heh.


Some newbs get pked and the next thing you see is an army of counselors asking you if you were cheating.


Heh and you really thought GMs and counselors are serious 24/7 ?